Saturday, December 24, 2005

CIA Patsy Spins Fairy Tale Plot to Assassinate Bush

Ibn al-Shaykh al-Libi, the captured al-CIA-duh “commander,” has supposedly revealed that it was his job to kill George Bush, probably at the behest of his dead leader and his right-hand man, Osama bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahiri, according to a report published by the New York Daily News. Of course, an idiot patsy of al-Libi’s caliber would never get near Bush in a zillion years, but never mind—we are to be reminded, ad nauseam, of the viciousness of “al-Qaeda” (not the database but the myth), especially when Bush’s popularity ratings are at an all-time low.

In Bushzarro world few remember crucial details about events that occurred last month or last year and thus our rulers and their friends in the corporate media figure we will believe whatever absurd nonsense they feed us. For instance, in July of 2004, we learned that al-Libi had recanted his various confessions, most notably the big whopping lie that Osama and Saddam were best of buddies and Saddam trained “al-Qaeda” in the use of chemical weapons. “We’ve learned that Iraq has trained al Qaeda members in bomb-making and poisons and gases,” said Bush in an October 2002 speech in Cincinnati. “Other senior administration officials, including Secretary of State Colin L. Powell in a speech to the United Nations, made similar assertions. Al-Libi’s statements were the foundation of all of them,” the Washington Post reported on August 1, 2004. In short, Bush—or rather the Zionist neocons in the White House and Pentagon, since Bush is ostensibly little more than a good old boy yahoo from Texas (a fabrication since in reality he is a brain damaged member of the ruling elite and not a cowboy)—invaded Iraq based on a passel of lies. It is significant that at least some of these lies were extracted through torture.

In normal, non-Bushzarro times, the fact the neocons went to “war” predicated in part upon a fairy tale extracted under torture would be more grist for the impeachment mill. Of course, we no longer live in normal times and thanks in large part to the fact a large portion of the American public suffers from amnesia, the corporate media is able to float absurd stories about idiot patsies plotting to kill the president, who is in fact an appointed dictator.


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